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Lost are ya, buddy?
Don’t worry, my buddy Dornsy gets lost all the time.
In fact, this one time he got himself so lost that it took him a week to find his way back. See, the thing you’ve got to know about Dorsny is that he was born without a sense of natural direction. This natural ability runs in the family and goes all the way to his great great grandparents, who were explorers. His Meemaw (great great gran) even discovered some of the south-easterly-western pole. Of Pil Country, that is. So you can imagine that Dornsy getting lost all the time is a real sore spot in the family.
So anyway, there’s my pal Dornsy so lost that he can’t even find a stick to shake. But Dornsy’s no dummy. He realized that he drank a Pilsner about every mile he went. All he had to do was walk back as many miles as he had empties. So he just turned around and walked back. Now, I can’t say for how many miles exactly, but you get the idea. And that’s why the saying is “If you’re going anywhere in Pil Country, make sure to bring the Pilsner.”
